Bee Gee Locator

Robin Gibb is currently in Melbourne. Thank Barry he is so far away. On the weekend I experienced clumsititus. The disease came on so fast that I didn’t have time to wrap the contents of my house in bubble wrap and line the walls with egg boxes. The clumsititus caused me to fall down the stairs; I managed to save the Tesco wine glass and the wine inside it but failed to save the Tyskie tankard that Robin Gibb had brought back from Poland. Soooooooooorry – thinking of a replacement strategy that doesn’t involve theft from a Walthamstow pub.