“Please report all unattended items”. This is fair enough advice. Though I did see a carrier bag full of chips on the tube one Sunday morning and I spent the whole time praying that it would not be reported and I would not be delayed.
But…
“Please take care when walking down the escalator”. What! What else am I going to do? Throw myself down? Try my best to fall? Suddenly decide that this would be an effective way of committing suicide? Nah, I don’t think so.
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And, before you say anything....I was being careful when I tripped and caught my hair in the bottom moving step.
2 comments:
You seem like the kind of person who uses a Mac.
People should read this.
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