a long long slide

Fall from the Premiership, slide down the Championship and then total CRASH BANG from League 1. Yes...run away, you need to run away Mr Bantam..find Stuart McCall..bring him back.

Virgin on Delight

First class on Virgin Trains is superior to any other train company in the UK. Food, tea and alcohol. The only problem is that while travelling at 160 mph on a tilting train it is not long before your food is back on the plate where it was first placed.

Oh and the staff are very helpful..

"I am Bill, I am talking to you live from the cockpit. Would the customers with the fishing rods please let themselves be known because we will be helping you off the train with your fishing rods at the next stop".